Prim and proper. Neat and fashionable. Dapper in a suit. Looks elegant in a gown. Nice skin. Looks and smells clean.
In reverse. Dressed in rags. Baggy trousers in an age of skinny jeans. Pimpled skin. Sweaty armpits. Have not showered in days. A donkey’s cousin.
Two paragraphs. Extreme types of fashion and hygiene. What do they have in common?
THEY ALL FART!!!